Life according to Jay...

I'd like to share with the blogging world a series of sketches titled 'life according to jay' in which i document the one and only jay searles as he wonders through life sharing his wisdom and knowledge with us and me in particular.
1st of all so you all know what he looks like this is a pic of jay signing for fc crescent last summer (get used to this face you'll be seeing plenty of him)

For the 1st of 'life according to Jay' I picked my favourite of his stories, on a warm summers day jay was returning home walking through town from a course he was doing at the time. Little did Jay know he had walked himself into a gay pride parade or 'Jay pride parade as the sketch is titled! jay tried to power walk  himself away from the parade but could not shake them! jay now was striding at the front of the parade with the crowd cheering him on and taking his picture as they thought he was the parade leader! with the road barricaded off as it was for the queen, Jay was trapped! with the thoughts of his picture in the morning paper with the words "enthusiastic young gay jayson searles leads the march' floating through his head, jay used his trademark speed that had seen him secure a place in a leinster side and brought mount temple home gold in the relay, to pace his way out of his tricky situation!. Having not made the paper I took it into my own hands to document this occasion!

Recently Jay shared his wisdom with me about eggs and what happens to them when they are left in the fridge for to long and it went a little something like this. ... "when you leave an egg in the fridge for long enough it hatches an egg..doesn't it?'

Whilst looking at the sugar loaf Jay shared wit me that uncommon to most people's beliefs that there is in fact sugar on the sugar loaf!

My last piece of wisdom from jay today is a question he asked whilst on a bus on the way to galway...

So a big shout out to Jay the man himself, we look forward to more of your wise words.

Fans of 'life according to jay' can look forward to future sketches such as jays self jocking in dublin zoo, jays foolproof chat up line and of course jay throws in his two cents on karma sutra!

hope you enjoyed what you've read and seen!

                                                                      Sam